Sunday, August 29, 2010

O Menopause (sung to the tune O Xmas Tree)

O Menopause
O Menopause
I love you oh so dearly
O Menopause
O Menopause
You stay with me all yearly

The eggs no more slip down the slide
The last one croaked in 95
O Menopause, sweet Menopause
I'm feeling pretty cheerly

My uterus, No Vacancies, but copulate?
Of course, and please
O Menopause, O Menopause
I love you oh so dearly

No need to wear a pad or plug
No strings hanging from my old shrub

O Menopause O Menopause
I love you oh
so
dearly

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